(insert object) me up

ben deben's way of asking for something

UHHH FRENCHFRY me up

by MARKY MARK March 19, 2005

stone insertion

These are stones that are inserted into vaginas after having sex in the woods.

A boulder is not a good stone insertion, neither is a pebble.

Susan: Be easy with this stone insertion, the last one carved me up pretty good.

by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005

Make a (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)

To make a really really big poop that smells. Generally has a guys name but girls names can be used. Can be used as many phrases such as "Make a Karl" or "Make a Ronnie"

Phil: DUDE I NEED TO MAKE A (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)!
Mike: You mean that really fat and annoying one in Math class?
Phil: Yeah thats the one.

by Ronnie the Raider December 9, 2008

inserta

A mattress you do not want to drop the soap in front of.

Bill: "I haven't gotten any sleep all week, I think it might be cause of my mattress"

Shane: "Oh really? What kinda mattress you got?"

Bill: "A brand new inserta"

Shane: "Ouch"

by Finweigen January 15, 2011

insegrevious

Having to do with death and apples. Etymology unknown.

"Snow White almost met an insegrevious end!"

by Whois_Otterboy July 13, 2009

insert-pussy-ton

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

by DarthLOL February 11, 2009

The *insert word/words hear* times

Used to refer to a past memory.

The phrase can be used with almost any word/words in the English language, and hundreds of words from various other languages.

The *insert word/words hear* times

Mary "Hey do you remember if you left your shoes on the boat yesterday arvo?"

Patrick - "You mean back in The 'boat' times?

by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010