Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.
That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!
by Yupsidid October 01, 2017
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Stealth Infection

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A Stealth Infection is an infection that is not immediately obvious or symptomatic. Sometimes with a stealth infection, there is no fever. Some types of Stealth Infections like Lyme Disease can linger in the body for years without being discovered by either the person who is infected or the medical professional whose job it is to care for the infected person.
1. Lyme disease is classic example of a Stealth Infection.

2. The youth mental health crisis, is in part fueled by lack of access to antibiotics, which leads to stealth infections. Easily treatable infections become chronic health problems.
3. Stealth infections can be acquired by tick bites, and tainted or spoiled food, especially in tropical countries where parasites are common. Stealth Infections can also be acquired by sensual contact with others.
4. Untreated UTI’s can be a type of stealth infection caused by failure to wash properly or genital contact with unclean surfaces such as a dirty toilet. UTI’s become stealth infections when healthcare companies and doctors create stupid rules about not giving antibiotics to people showing obvious signs of a UTI. Many health care companies only want to give out antibiotics, when it’s so obvious that the person who needs the antibiotics, or their heirs, could prove medical malpractice in court. Many doctors are willing to watch their patients slowly die (watch their patients Hang) rather than risk getting fired by the evil pricks who control american health care companies.
5. Symptoms of a stealth infection include but are not limited to: Anxiety, insomnia, night sweats, agitation, irritability, paranoia, body aches, joint pain, numbness + pain and tingling in hands and feet, twitches, confusion, exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, lack of focus, being fidgety, and the need for naps or excessive sleeping.
by IronMikey August 13, 2025
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Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.
She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.
by Golove November 02, 2019
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penal infection

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!
by Penal infection April 13, 2022
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Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 04, 2024
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