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Incel

someone who's really cool and awesome and everyone likes them
"Oh man did you hear about Michael?"
"He's so cool and awesome, must be an incel."
by Mekl September 30, 2023
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A bunch of incels

Hym "Ahahahahahahaha! The look on the chicks face when he says 'A bunch of incels' is fucking PRICELESS."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Incel

Different from a Femcel, which is an actual thing, an "incel" is more made-up bullshit from effeminate liberals and fat feminist bitches to attack masculine men who refuse to worship vagina. An absurd attack in nature, the term "incel" is often used against masculine men who are perfectly happy doing their own hobbies instead of having an urge to "chase tail" nightly. Such men are pleased to keep their hard-earned money, and are shat on by a world that demands total enslavement of men to the power of the vagina.

"Incel" further supports the lie that men, rather than women, are the sexual gender. Women are perpetually horny 24/7. Men by and large are not. Therefore, any man can easily get a BJ for $50. A Femcel rarely can get penis.
TrigglyPuff: That "incel" won't fuck my 600 lb. life! What a misogynist!

BASED Red Pill: ... so how is that involuntary?

TrigglyPuff: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
by BidenCheated May 11, 2022
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incell

Someone who complains to the work health and safety committee about flood damages to get a restaurant shut down. Leaving many people jobless. smh.
“Hey bro, you know any incells??”
“Yea Flynn takes the cake for that one. The other day he shut down a store through a complaint
by gayasswoman March 14, 2022
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Incels

No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.
Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."

Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Incel

A guy who gets takes dating advice from his dumbass friends.
Incel: I can't get this girl to go on a date with me.
Dumbass Friend: Have you tried following her everywhere she goes?
Incel: Great idea, I'll try that.
by Boring MN guy. February 12, 2025
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Incel

Megamind: “oh wow ur sons turning out to be a fine young incel!”

His mom:” not by choice :(“
by Fl0ppy_t0ad March 28, 2022
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