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tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.
The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.
by faber101 December 7, 2011
mugGet the tent monstermug.

tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.
He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage
by apeman79 October 2, 2019
mugGet the tent ragemug.

Gent Tent

A large erection that is visible through your jeans
I couldn't give that old lady my seat on the bus as I was sporting a massive gent tent
by Eonypony July 26, 2023
mugGet the Gent Tentmug.

Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.
Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.
by Just trying June 19, 2018
mugGet the Fart tentmug.

Tit for tent

A action that happened at a prom party in 2017 in a tent in someone’s back yard where a girl sucks your soul out of ur dick and leaves you lifeless on the ground
Run play tit for tent Tyrone
Austin- oh fuck off bi
by Ljq February 8, 2021
mugGet the Tit for tentmug.

tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.
Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!
by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier September 10, 2016
mugGet the tent wreckermug.

tent plugging

When your under the blankets while your man is going down on you and it makes a tent
Tent plugging reminds me of playing doctor as a kid!
by sarahd April 26, 2015
mugGet the tent pluggingmug.

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