The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach
Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.
by Dude From Kansas August 9, 2018

Boxer 1: look a bear!
Boxer 2: where?
boxer 1: *whack*
Refferee: 1, 2, 3, we have a winner!!!
bell: ding ding
Boxer 2: where?
boxer 1: *whack*
Refferee: 1, 2, 3, we have a winner!!!
bell: ding ding
by jimmy smith April 3, 2005

A euphemism for dick in a box.
What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.
by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.
“Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”
“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”
“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”
“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 23, 2023

by kenny browne September 3, 2006

"Sherknockle-boxed" is a past tense street word used in South Yorkshire (UK).
Sherknockling involes sexual intercourse in "all" area's of the partners body. Touching, Kisses, oral, and other sexual fantasy's are played out by mostly one lover, while the other lover takes it with passion!
Once the scene is over, the parter that took it with passion has now been Sherknockle-boxed.
Sherknockling involes sexual intercourse in "all" area's of the partners body. Touching, Kisses, oral, and other sexual fantasy's are played out by mostly one lover, while the other lover takes it with passion!
Once the scene is over, the parter that took it with passion has now been Sherknockle-boxed.
Example 1:
Saeed: "Check her walk of shame out!"
Shaun: "Damn!..."
Saeed: "She can't even walk right."
Shaun: "She's been "Sherknockle-boxed" bigtime!"
Example 2:
Sat: "I heard you all night! For 3 hours straight!"
Darren: "because I Sherknockle-boxed her!... I just had to"
Saeed: "Check her walk of shame out!"
Shaun: "Damn!..."
Saeed: "She can't even walk right."
Shaun: "She's been "Sherknockle-boxed" bigtime!"
Example 2:
Sat: "I heard you all night! For 3 hours straight!"
Darren: "because I Sherknockle-boxed her!... I just had to"
by One Large September 3, 2019

It is the box of eternity, you get in and never get out. In most cases it is a coffin but it varies depending on the situation. If you mess up you go in and never come out...
Nathan: Uh oh you did a fucky wucky time to get in the forever box.
Kyle: Come on man I only fucked my dead cat.
Nathan:get into the
forever box
Kyle: Come on man I only fucked my dead cat.
Nathan:get into the
forever box
by SiberianFish November 5, 2019
