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Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.
Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.
by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017
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Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned
Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"
by Master gopher January 20, 2015
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Canal Zone

The line formed by the groove between a woman's breasts.
Aka. Cleavage.
She has a huge canal zone.
by Andrew N H February 22, 2006
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Math Zone

A time in ones life that may come more often for some than others. This "Zone" is a frenzy of the mathical kind. During ones "Math Zone" the person is confident with their math abilities and even ENJOYS math. Nerds are prone to this "Zone".
Person 1: "Hey can you ask such and such for his ruler?"
Person 2: "Don't bother man, he's in his math zone"
by It's me, Satan. May 16, 2011
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Middle Zoning

The zone between friendzoning and relationship zoning. When someone doesn't really like you but could see where it goes and there is the possibility of liking you. They could maybe like you.
Joe: She's kinda cute but I'm not sure if I like her.
Matt: Just middle zone her bro!!!
Joe: What does that mean?
Matt: Just flirt with her sometimes and see how she reacts when you flirt with her and when you don't!
Joe: So like friendzoning?
Matt: It's like friendzoning and relationship zoning!
Middle Zoning: In the middle of friendzoning and relationship zoning.
by Minan123 September 16, 2018
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zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.
I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.
by T.I.S.F January 11, 2009
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Fujiwara Zone

The Fujiwara Zone is an effect when you are listining to EUROBEAT and you get 86% faster in anything you're doing.
If you're Black and you're trying to run faster then the racist Cops, you use the Fujiwara Zone to get faster.
by Initial_D_Freak October 31, 2017
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