Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

womb canoe

(n) a penis

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.

by Fwerp December 11, 2020

womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife March 13, 2012

Womb rocker

A fella’s custard launcher

“Crazy how much better you get treated by a woman after she finds out you got a hearty womb rocker.” — Cheeba

by The Deaf Guy January 20, 2023

womb wiper

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday

'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'

by Mikey'minge monday' c February 02, 2009

Coon wombed

When a large male from a another race uses a European woman to leap frog into the "white race".

THAT Nikkas' been coon wombed.

by Rolled yeller July 10, 2023