Womb Day

Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day

- stop! You’re making a mess of everything

- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day

by The Vengahorse March 30, 2024

Womb rocker

A fella’s custard launcher

“Crazy how much better you get treated by a woman after she finds out you got a hearty womb rocker.” — Cheeba

by The Deaf Guy January 20, 2023

Womb-land

Unknown

Womb-land

by Boats54 March 9, 2022

Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.

My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.

by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020

warm womb

bastard,as if selfish

I,m warm womb,I,m screwed up,I,m no gay today...leaving me, you ,ll know!

by bad,good? December 24, 2019

Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.

did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot

by 468469468385 February 28, 2017