Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit

Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit

by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018

rush the pit

at a somewhat hardcore concert, where security is being a bitch and not letting you in the main pit, you get a few people,(usually drunkards) and try and penetrate through the security so you can reach the most insane mosh at the show.

Drunkass1: Dude Slayer is about to come on grab a few dudes and let's rush the pit

Drunkass2: Shit dude, you're a fucking genious!

by Palzor Gnarly Gnate August 12, 2008

Wenis pit

The inner crook of your wenis-you know the one.

I've been bending my arm for so long, my wenis pit is sweaty

My wenis pit is so itchy

by Urban Euph June 11, 2016

Pit Diver

An ambitious law student so inquisitive that time spent in class no longer suffices. This student is the first person to ambush the professor during break or after class, unconcerned with the possibility the professor may also want a break. While other students contemplate a cup of coffee or are packing their bags, this student races to the professors side with some far flung question or comment on the day's lesson, seemingly in an attempt to impress the professor.

1L #1: Hey, I can't wait for this class to be over.

1L #2: Me neither, only a minute left.

61 SECONDS ELAPSE

1L #1: Wow, look at pit diver, he's already asked 3 questions.

by BLS_1_L April 1, 2011

crit pit

An Aussie whose missing a few chromosomes that likes to bang things on tables.

At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.

by ZaCH328070 April 4, 2019

pit of shame

Embarrassment or utter humiliation following from words or actions expressed under the influence of a chemical or substance.

He woke up in the biggest pit of shame, he got wasted and tried to fight his girlfriend.

On Saturday morning i woke up in a pit of shame because I realized I puked all over the bathroom.

by Robby December 22, 2003

Pit Puddle

The embarrassing, nearly unavoidable, dark fabric discoloration caused by underarm perspiration.

I can't wear this shirt to the club tonight, bro! It shows the worst pit puddles when things heat up.

by 3van7 February 22, 2011