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Michaela-ism

being a Beastiality-Necrophiliac. Which is having sex with dead animals.

People of this religion go door-to-door trying to convert and spread the word of the religion that orginated in Elk Grove, California
Are you part of Michaela-ism?
No what is it?
It is the most amazing religion ever you get to have sex with dead animals!
can i get a pamphlet about it
by rudolphhasarednose May 15, 2009
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Ghesh-ism

Ghesh-ism is how the world will come to the end, in an orgy of self desruction and lazer beams.

The Story behind Ghesh-ism is basically the flacid penises a.k.a Elder Gods, were the soul creaters of the universe... Think about this for a moment, man has sex with woman, presto... baby. During the time through all life, people have been arguing which religion was right, while they believed in thier own, whilst fighting against the others, the Elder Gods became angry and ended up (literally) screwing the world over. And we were all banished to a frying pot where the Devil Eats us like Chiken Fajitas.
Have you seen the new testament of Ghesh?

Ghesh-ism is completely false in all origin

According to the new testament of Ghesh-ism, page 156, paragraph three, sentance four: Your Mom.
by Ghesh September 8, 2008
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Viki'ism

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.
by Matt October 21, 2003
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Asprey-ism

1. A comment that contradicts itself or makes no sense what so ever

2. A comment that is just completely stupid and makes you question whether the person is mentally retarded or not
Asprey-ism #1:
You're racist against midgets.

Asprey-ism #2:
Cows don't do math or crosswords, so why shouldn't we kill them.
by Duedeguy752 March 20, 2010
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Viki'ism

A Viki'ism: use of "interesting" to mean terrifying and potentially hazardous
by EtonMess August 17, 2004
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Rennie-ism

Term used by management of renaissance festivals in reference to the anachronistic or non-historical things that generally get promulgated (spread around) by persons who are regular attendees of said establishments or are booth workers (boothies). Derogatory term.
Rennie-isms include attendees or rennies dressed like Vikings, people in 18th century garb "aka pirate costumes", goths, scantily clad barbarian women wearing chainmail or leather bikinis, people wearing pagan symbols (aka 'you would have been considered a witch and burned at the stake, you dolt), palm-readings and tarot card booths--tolerated because most people expect to see it, but not really renaissance.

Scenario: Management staff standing around surveying a crowded area of the renaissance festival...

Manager #1: Ever since Pirates of the Caribbean came out, there are a ton of Jack Sparrows out here!

Manager #2: Yeah, apparently the renaissance was 200 years later than we learned in school...
by YouKnowImRight5551212 June 6, 2010
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Viki'ism

blonde, rash, and indefinitely slow (see irrational)
The Viki'ism is strong in those with weak thought.
by Matt September 3, 2003
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