Butt-Seps

A muscular booty, butt muscles, or A fine piece of ass!

How'd you get such great butt-seps?
I did the buns & thigh butt-seps work out.

by Victoriacx April 10, 2015

butt narcolepsy

When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.

Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.

Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.

by general_racc April 13, 2017

Butte Party

A social gathering occurring in the southwestern Montana town of butte where males gather to pursue the carnal pleasures given by swamp donkeys, bridge trolls, and dragons. These mythical creatures, although rarely seen, are also known to the rest of the world as women or butte queens. Another defining aspect of the butte party is that all involved, are safely inebriated and in bed by 10:00 PM. On a side note the ratio between guys to girls is somewhere between the range of 5 and 12 to one.

Dude everyone here is dudes and they're all really drunk it must be a butte party.

by suicidalengineer September 11, 2010

butt goggles

When a woman and man perform 69 on each other. Preferably the man is on bottom and can't see anything due to the fact of the woman's ass being in his face.

Man 1: Yeah, so me and Debbie got it on last night
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit

by AnonymousAssDude February 19, 2009

Butt-dial

When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.

George: dude why did you call me during 5th period?
Ricardo: oh sorry it must've been a butt-dial

by MyNameIsGreg March 27, 2009

egg butt

A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.

Stan: Dude, did you just shit your pants?

Eric: Mmmm, no. It was just egg butt.

by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012

Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

by John Went January 15, 2014