sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem

I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!

by StretchDude November 15, 2016

Wasp Hummer

When a woman gives a man a BJ while poking him in the taint with a finger as he moves her arms in a flapping motion as fast as he can.

Last night she gave him a Wasp Hummer and I heard it was the best he ever had.

by Momokat January 21, 2025

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 09, 2011

strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.

I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.

by Jamacha October 09, 2023

Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

Hummer of the South

When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.

Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.

by Sumlez February 26, 2024

Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”

by Shaqitus October 11, 2021