lets say a hoe called priscila shows up with with purple and yellow . we can say priscila looks hoelarious.
by ThugthugaCation November 30, 2016
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Person 2: “damn you got hoedover badly”
by Annie_cos December 1, 2017
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A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.
A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.
"I got so many hoes that I lost track."-Pimp 1
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2
by .vexe March 19, 2018
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Get the hoebology mug.Where a bunch of married or just girlfriends get together and twerk on single, married, or just boyfriends that the girls dont know. Usually resulting in sex after ward because the boys love them twerking on their dicks. This causing the girl to suck his big, hairy, hard cock and use lots and lots of tongue when kissing. The hoes usually are less likely to yelp because they get sooooooooo much dick and have lots and lots more sexual experiences then any other group of girls. Some hoes prefer to have sex in groups. This is a uncommon case though. 🍆 + 🍩 = OH DADDY, 👌, 👶 (unless you use a condom and it doesn’t rip for the “👶”)
Girl: OH MY FUCK ME HARDER YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH!OH YES, YOUR MY DADDY!
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅
HOEDOWN FOR LIFE
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅
HOEDOWN FOR LIFE
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Get the hoelder mug.the season for girls to hoe around. for them to go to haunted houses and watch scary movies with a shit ton of different niggas.
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