Hobo Ninja

An entity, either homeless or appearing so, that practices the stealthy fictional arts of Karatsu, Tae Kung, etc. Usually carry at least one eating utensil as a weapon. You can find at least one of these in Grand Central.

The Hobo Ninja would have used his centered force to drop a mountain on you, but the soup kitchen opened early.

by Hobo Ninja June 25, 2004

hobo espresso

Sticking your thumb in someones bum. Just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!

Person A: *yawn* I'm so tired.
Person B: Sounds like you need a hobo espresso!

by Castoro January 3, 2009

Hobo Merch

Clothes from the thrift shop

I just got maddd hobo merch from the thrift shop

by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019

Posh hobo

In a word, Heather Wood. A wandering nomad that proves, not all those that wander are lost. The posh hobo decides to go somewhere, she just picks up and goes. She is a wanderer, a hobo. That said, she has style, full sized suitcases and enough pairs of shoes for everyday away, plus a few extras, just in case.

Heather packed for that trip like a posh hobo.

by The Posh Hobo May 19, 2018

Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022

hobo homeboy

A particular bum, hobo, vagrant, transient, or beggar who you've befriended or regularly donate to in your hometown.

That dude holding the "down on my luk..." sign outside the co-op is my hobo homeboy. I'm always happy to give him some change.

by richard bullard barnes October 21, 2010

Hobo Triangle

When three young travelers decide to forgo traditional lodging in favor of finding a somewhat secluded area in which to sleep outside. They then form a triangle with their bodies, head to toe, with their possessions in the middle to prevent theft. A variation of the hobo triangle includes building a fire in the middle.

Traveler #1: Did you guys make it back to the hostel last night? I didn't hear you come in.

Traveler #2: No, we just formed a Hobo Triangle down under the pier to save some cash.

by LaChLaN-m February 20, 2009