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History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011
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Historia

A woman that would do anything to brin her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is called ymir anyways stan ymir 🥰
"Who's this simp?"
"Her name is historia".
by MisterPickle193 December 29, 2020
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historic

A word used to describe our "historic President".

People believe President Barack Hussein Obama to be "historic" because he is the first half-white, half-black President of the U.S. This so-called "history" making gives guilty white liberals something to tout as they increase their rhetoric that anyone who opposes the "historic" president is racist. In fact, some white people, including many in mainstream media feel so guilty being white that they say they got "thrills up their leg" from seeing this happen.
A guy and his wife are in a car on a road trip:

Guy: "99,997, 99,998, 99,999!"
Wife: "100,000!"
Guy: "Gee! That was a historic moment!"
Wife: "It sure was!"
by default013 November 25, 2009
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Hollywood History

A bias slant on historical facts cooked up by american film makers in an attempt to rewrite history with a pro US slant.
The Longest day, Mephis Bell, Battle of the Bulge, U-541, A Bridge Too Far, Return To The River Kiwi, (the list is endless)
by black flag June 2, 2004
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Search history

Blake yelled Search history tim and got mad
by li shittle May 16, 2018
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Hollywood Historian

Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.
Joe: Private Ryan was a real person!
Bob: You're such a Hollywood Historian.
by promeistro May 19, 2010
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historplex

It is an unjustified superiority complex about a race based on historical events that no living generation accomplished;When people from a country- based on the historical achievements of their culture- act like they still deserve respect for things people did in generations that aren't even living anymore.
" Greeks have one of the worst cases of historplex ever. All they ever do is bemoan about how they invented astronomy, philosophy, etc. What the hell have they done in the past.. I don't know 1000 years?"
by Greek Fire 8 April 7, 2009
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