helmer

yep..that seems about right

wow...shes sucha bitch

by her parents January 24, 2005

helmersen

Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.

Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?
Marius Helmersen, and you?
Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*

by Larsson Antonsen January 4, 2008

Timothy Heller

Talented singer, mental health advocate and amazing role model, deserves to be happy. A fashion icon

(everytime Timothy Heller posts on Instagram)
Dreamers: YESS SLAY, QUEEN!!

by chaotic lamb April 30, 2018

timothy heller

An amazing woman. Passionate about her fans. She has one single called Sleep. She is currently going through a tough time with a situation with singer Melanie Martinez who sexually assaulted her she’s been given a lot of hate so be sure to leave something nice on her page

Timothy fans:
You’re amazing we will stick by you
Melanie Martinez fans:
You did this for fame Timothy

Timothy Heller:
I’m sorry you’re BORED and want victims to shut up about their assault but this is NOT ABOUT YOU, SIT DOWN AND BE RESPECTFUL
Timothy fans:
DAMNNNN SHE SLAYSSSSS

by Timothy’s Latte December 22, 2017

Helter Skelter

A women who face looks like Skeletor. Her high cheek bones, and sunken in small eyes. No matter how much weight she lost, she still would be ugly. When she smiles and shows you her teeth, she looks exactly like a horse. Has the personality of hell on wheels, and very controlling. Has a obssession with herself, and is hell to live with.

Helter Skelter: women of hell of wheels

by 7847477848 January 12, 2011

Natural Helpers

The Anti-Drug and Violence program that everyone is Las Vegas is dying to get into. A group of teenagers perform skits to teach kids about drugs.

Dude, lets get out of class and go to Natural Helpers.

by Gradyman July 4, 2010

Helter Skelter

A book written in the 1950's or 60's that inspired Charles Manson, inadvretantly, to form a cult, the "Manson Family", in which, he was not only the "father", but "God". This led to the "Manson Murders" in 1968, and the Manson trials throughout the 1970's. these trials inclued Sharon Tate and others. The entire fiasco took place in an just outside Los Angeles, Califorina.

Person 1:"Do you remember Helter Skelter?"
Person 2:"OH MY GAWD! CHALES MANSONS IN MY HEAD!"

by Alec LeClair August 29, 2007