being so incoherently drunk that you can't remember a thing from the night. occassionally you may puke on someone/drunk text your mom. the worst kind of blackout imaginable.
"omg i was so heathered last night i texted my mom and told her i was blacked out! shes gonna fuckin killlll me"
" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
by howayou_alice March 1, 2010
Get the heatheredmug. A largely dysfunctional human being who challenges any coffee cup to contain it's liquid, field tests smart phones for durability, and can not operate exercise equipment, let alone operate staircases.
Oh man, are you okay? That was a total Heather move.
That coffee cup I knocked over didn't spill a drop, it is completely Heather proofed!
That coffee cup I knocked over didn't spill a drop, it is completely Heather proofed!
by mgrunge1967 December 28, 2015
Get the heathermug. A 'Heatherism' is when you get mad or upset that people are being distant on texting, etc. and then a week later you find out they had a legitimate reason and then you feel guilty.
Also defined as the act of over overassuming people are distant or do not like you, and jumping to conclusions, only to quickly find out you are wrong.
Also defined as the act of over overassuming people are distant or do not like you, and jumping to conclusions, only to quickly find out you are wrong.
A person who sends a text message only saying "okay," sending a person into instant over analyzation mode, would be considered a "Heatherism."
by PlainJane27 April 21, 2010
Get the Heatherismmug. the most hilarious, amazing, kindest person. she usually has big blue eyes and long blonde hair. she loves herself, and rightfully so! you can trust a heather with anything. when yout find a heather she will be your best friend forever
by itsverysecretsorry October 14, 2013
Get the heathermug. by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016
Get the Heatheringmug. To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
1) stop heatherizing my clothes
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 25, 2010
Get the Heatherizemug. by legzztheblond July 12, 2006
Get the Heatheredmug.