Cheese Hat

The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.
After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.
by Spulta February 07, 2015
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Ballsack Hat

The act of a human male stretching his scrotum over another persons head
by The MAINGUY February 16, 2017
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commodore's hat

1. a head covering worn by a senior naval officer

2. a circular patch of pubic hair, normally on a male.
Man, keeping my commodore's hat trimmed is way more work than touching up my soul patch.
by George Formby September 29, 2011
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Aretha's Hat

A sudden, very public, widely televised fashion statement by a famous person which generates immediate buzz.
OMG! Did you see the Azerbaijan Winter Olympics team? Their pants are so Aretha's Hat!
by Cazimi105 February 13, 2010
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Marmot Hat

The most awesome type of hat ever created. It's made by shooting a marmot, skinning it and turning it into a hat.
by Almana December 14, 2010
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The Hat Guy

Among the usually loud, outspoken, boisterous, and hardcore fans that attended the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) federation, stood a middle-to-late-aged man at the front row, "The Hat Guy", who was well-known just for being an even louder, even more outspoken and more boisterous fan than any of his peers. When everyone else was sitting down, he would randomly stand up (on average 30 times during the entire show, (if not more) and bark things at the wrestlers, referees, women, and just about anybody who walked into the wrestling ring.

It seemed like he showed up at nearly every single ECW event.

And since no one knew his name, they identify him as "The Hat Guy"
Wrestling Fan #2: Who's that guy screaming in the front row?
Wrestling Fan #1: Oh that's the hat guy.
Wrestlign Fan#2: What's his name?
Wrestling Fan#1: No one knows. He's just 'the hat guy'.
Wrestling Fan #2: He part of the show?
Wrestling Fan #1: Although it seems like he is, he's not.
by CheyenneWyoming May 30, 2006
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Top Hat

A badass hat that all the cool motherfuckas wear.
FRED: Look at that sick motherfucka. Hes wearing a Top Hat

DERF: Man. I wish I had that hat.
by The Original FRED October 17, 2011
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