Halvard

A person with this name is a sheaf.

"Halvard er et nek."
"Halvard is a sheaf."

by Spartanous21 December 16, 2019

Håvard look-alike

Håvard looks like a dosia

Dosia no just Håvard
Håvard Look-alike

by 1yugscd9u8yg9acd March 16, 2022

Harvard Extension School

Harvard Extension School is sometimes referred to being a school for wanna be school for Harvard Rejects. However turns out it can still get you into a decent Law School, or even medical school

Chang Says to strict parents "mom, dad I got accepted into Harvard!"
Parents "YAAAY"
Chang 4 years later "Mom, Dad I actually went to Harvard Extension School, but still got into Princeton Law!"
Paents "RAWWWWW YOU GO STUDY HARDER"

by Ausdaboss May 9, 2013

Harvard

Lil tays house

Aka place for little bastards

This lil tay and I’m richer than all of y’all broke ass niggas I’m so fucking rich I bout myself a whole school y’all ain’t doing things like lil tay I bought Harvard my school bicth y’all go make some money ni🅱️🅱️a

by YourUncleMax June 15, 2018

Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005

Håvard

A rat which typically lives in the Vietcong tunnel system, even though he is too fat for it. The race is known for its small dick, and is rarely known for having form of relation with another organism on the planet. Some people give this name to their child, often based on the fact that they hate them, and sometimes because they aren't able to see the difference between a rat and a human being.

Person 1: What is your name?
Person 2: Håvard
Person 1: Wow! How are things going in the Vietcong tunnel system?

by Spermefant May 2, 2018

Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

by Pangcheng January 5, 2022