Spermefant's definitions

Håvard

A rat which typically lives in the Vietcong tunnel system, even though he is too fat for it. The race is known for its small dick, and is rarely known for having form of relation with another organism on the planet. Some people give this name to their child, often based on the fact that they hate them, and sometimes because they aren't able to see the difference between a rat and a human being.

Person 1: What is your name?
Person 2: Håvard
Person 1: Wow! How are things going in the Vietcong tunnel system?

by Spermefant May 2, 2018

kappa123

A stronger meaning of the phrace "kappa" where the numbers in the end make it all stupid and meaningless - most often used over the internet.

xXslayer64Xx: hey dude lets go in 2v5 we can easy get them
Normal person: kappa123

by Spermefant March 12, 2017