hamster pop

A term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves orgasm, but has a ridiculously small ejaculation, similar to that of a hamster.

"Jenna Jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop."

by Ding May 07, 2003

ghetto hamster

an inner city african american

Be sure not to splash the ghetto hamsters at the bus stop when you are driving in the rain.

by Don K. Kong January 27, 2010

Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

by fencecat42 July 13, 2006

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten August 18, 2008

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017

Hamster Fucking

When a certain breed of human (Herkes) rapidly pumps as fast as possible while having sex. Usually offers very little pleasure and is meant for quick emotionless ejaculation.

OMG that chick was so gross, "Its ok I just hamster fucked her". i.e Hamster Fucking

by The Great Twan October 17, 2011

hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones

He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.

by KmLK philosopher January 06, 2018