you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

Non fiat having ass motherfucker

A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.

John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”

by Pseudo Gem April 13, 2021

you’re having a laugh

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.

Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”

by avochlo April 30, 2022

I love having big tits and doing crime

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

by NZJSJ October 25, 2023

Having it right off

To have an extraordinarily good time, most commonly involving the consumption of alcohol (after you've had a pint)

- Hey Bobby how's it going? Having a good time?
- Fuck yeah, I'm having it right off mate!
- Slick

by Massive Q August 25, 2006

Hallington Bear

1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.

2.A person doing an act of stupidness.

"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"

by Peachy McLovin February 24, 2009