Hairanoia

Persistent, increasing worry--rational or irrational--of receding hairline or balding.

Mark's hairanoia became so extreme, he began taking photos of his scalp daily to see if his hairline was receding.

by The guy who played Waldo Faldo April 21, 2015

Hailalele

When you start hailing, but realize there are 20 jews in the room with you, so you start singing hailalele.

Adolf HAIL... alele hailalele hailalele
Jews Oh that guys ok, he's just singing.

by Ronny the cow May 28, 2015

hailang

THE Fandom name of Huang Zitao aka God .

Him: Just went to Huang zitaos concert yesterday ! Hailangs support him a lot

Me: I'll have to check him out! Oh god I'm probably gonna become a fan

by Clinck clinck bih February 11, 2017

Haime

A beautiful, intellectual that communicates honestly. She's also a boss ass BITCHHH that

Ooooo u such a haime!!!

by Why u need to know tho?? March 13, 2017

hairman

a guy who constantly touches his hair because he thinks it looks good.

Hey why do you keep touching your ugly hair? Don't be such a hairman!

by supersnazzysnacks April 4, 2017

hairasupial

Distinguishing excessive eyebrow growth particularly founded on lesbian specimens

She's such a hairasupial

by Possumbumhair December 18, 2017

Hailmary Fowler

When things arent seeming to work out sexually in a relationship and the guy gets tired of all the nonsense and goes to have sex with the girl’s more willing sister.

I didn’t wanna bang my boyfriend yet, so he pulled a Hailmary Fowler and railed my younger sister.

by Betty Cockher May 27, 2018