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shaggin the haggis

A term for having sex with sheep.
Ah, that lad Jimmy is out in the field shaggin the haggis again. What a pervert. shaggin the haggis
by anonymous1717 June 24, 2016
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Haggard

How you feel when you wake up in the morning after a long hard night of driking, smoking and all out partying.
The look or sound of anything ugly, like that woman with the mullet in the car next to you, or that nastly little kid with chocolate and dirt on his face.
"God did you hear the haggard message she left me from last night?"
by Torry December 28, 2005
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Haggan

One of the admins of a very popular MMORPG site, Allakhazam.com
Haggan is one cool guy.
by Haggan January 19, 2004
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haggit

A term used instead of "faggit" to describe ones sexual preference, in the presence of "faggits" in order to disguise that whats really being said is the word "faggit"
John was at gay day repeatedly yelling "haggit" at the guys.
by bennyblunts September 20, 2006
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Slag Haggler

A smarmy geezer who barters his way round a room of garanteed fucks quarter hourly! "Slag Haggler"
"My buddy did a real hottie last night I wanted that so bad...and then her four girlfriends. That fuckers left me nothing to boink. Gutty cunt is such a slag haggler!
by Loora and Juicy May 25, 2007
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hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)
Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.
by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006
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haggin

Derived from the dyslexic spelling of the N-word, it can be used to refer to thuggish ruggish types of any skin color.
Don't make me call the pipe-wielding haggins to regulate on your ass.
by fenstax July 23, 2004
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