fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.

"Pikachu is my fictional husband!"

by Meme2004 April 20, 2017

whole husband

Meaning an active husband in her everyday life

That girl has a whole husband...

by That girl.... October 29, 2019

Angry Husband

The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.

Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "

Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "

by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009

CORPSE HUSBAND

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HE BREATHED OMFG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CORPSE HUSBAND GUYS STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS ANXIETY I'M LITERALLY HIM!!!! STOP HATING ON CORPSE!!!

'I FUCKING LOVE CORPSE HUSBAND'

by spokesbruh April 26, 2021

pre-husband

The state that a man is in after he has gotten engaged but before he ties the knot

I'm quite happy being here alone with my pre-husband.

by The Sidhe June 16, 2007

Corpse Husband

Daddy. Corpse Husband means daddy.

-Hey! Who is Corpse Husband? I saw his Yt!
-Daddy.Corpse is daddy.

by my full name October 15, 2020

Helicopter husband

A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom

If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself

by Insurance Daddy January 19, 2018