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Dennis Hastert

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.
Dennis Hastert: the coach is my speaker.
by acb October 15, 2006
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heater

In poker, a heater is a period where a player is getting better than average cards. Heaters don't theoretically exist, but they appear to exist on a player's graph. Can last for a very short while or a very long while.
I was on a huge heater where I was running $5,000 over EV. Now I'm downswinging back to zero :(
by coffee n ciggz August 22, 2010
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heated

To posess a weapon of some kind, usually a firearm.
"Yo foo get heated! We goin fo a drive-by!
by SAOG November 2, 2004
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Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.
Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD
by Ulphy September 22, 2008
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space heater

1. (noun) an electrical device that is used to heat one's home. Could also be pawned, along with a bike, by a drunk Indian named Jonas so that he is able to pay his friend the 50 dollars that he owes him.
Jonas: (in drunken slur) I’ll need you to spot me like 50, we go out. I’m going to pawn a couple space heaters and a bike tomorrow… so I’ll pay you back.
by tifalicious January 29, 2009
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Spicy Heater

The use of gasses, specifically those from the rectum to warm up a car on a cold night. The effect leaves a burning sensation in the nostrils and is in other words, "spicy".
Hommes? You just turned on the spicy heater. Man that shit smeels like Aunt Ruth's turkey.
by Poppy Steps December 1, 2006
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Oscar Hester

all the ladys beg for oscars mighty cock
oh dude have you met the legend oscar hester
by Hezza69 May 26, 2019
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