space herpes

noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. At night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. The only way to avoid a case of space herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. This is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.

Watch out that the space herpes don't get you while you sleep.

by Nachtein December 31, 2011

space herpes

Space herpes, or commonly known as "the Borg", spreads fast, assimilates, and resistance is futile.

First officer: Did you bang that Borg whore?
Captain: I'm Locutus of Borg... resistance is futile.
First officer: He has the space herpes!

by Zed-Word Joseph October 22, 2011

Herp Curt

A Herpie Curtain. A Herp curt is a tombstone like mustache utilized to cover up a herpie outbreak.

a. Do you see that guys herp curt???

b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!

by Casey Jo Banyas February 19, 2009

herpes slurpy

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD

Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.

by studoo February 22, 2010

Herpes Roulette

The dangerous game you play when you hookup with someone that you know has herpes.

Chris: How was your night?
Dave: Good, I hooked up with that slutty girl Amanda.
Chris: Niiiiiice...but you know she has the herp..
Dave: Yeah I got to stop playing herpes roulette.

by jeerwood February 28, 2011

Herpe Burpies

When a chick's herpes creates pockets of gas that release into her pussy and she queefs them out.

For some strange reason in my drunken stupor, I almost went down on her. But then I heard her fuckin' herpe burpies and I promptly ran the hell out of there.

by Anonymous2322 November 29, 2010

Skittle Herpes

When a girl has herpes and makes a guy eat skittles out of her vag. He then eats a herpes cluster along with the skittle not realizing it. The girl's herpes is so bad it's in skittle sized clumps.

"Dude, don't even think about it. She has skittle herpes."

by Mustache McGee January 4, 2012