Guitar Hero

A very fun game that simulates the actions of playing a guitar, meaning that any schmuck can feel like a rock star. However, contrary to popular (idiotic) belief, this does NOT make you able to play real guitar. That takes lots of time and hard work. Those who calim to be guitarists de to their Guitar Hero skills should be snubbed and mad fun of.

Guy #1: "Man, I totally nailed Free Bird on expert. Thanks to Guitar Hero, I'm better than Hendrix!"

Guy #2: "Yeah, and masturbating all the time makes you better than Ron Jeremy. Get real!"

by Random Guitarist August 20, 2007

guitar center

A chain of mega-stores that sell everything even remotely related to guitars, putting out of business those guitar shops that sell real instruments and good equipment where they know your name and let local bands practice in the back room. Inhabited by people who think that by hanging out there or announcing that they will be visiting one of these establishments will make them suddenly popular. Full of overpriced, low-quality instruments and accessories.

Person who calls them self a guitarist even though they've only been playing for three weeks and knows one chord: I'm going to Guitar Center.
Ignorant wannabe: Oh, a guitarist! How immensely cool.

by remy hayes November 26, 2006

Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007

Scarfs and Guitars

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.

" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?

by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010

Guitar Sex

When your partner takes an entire guitar up their rectum.

Daniel: Did you hear? Sara and Mike had some mad guitar sex
Michael: Man I wish I was a musician!

by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017

guitar center

The Wal-Mart for musical instruments.It is like a futuristic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where everyones name has been replaced by a number -- not very personal.

A place where the managers try to rip you off.

Dont buy from guitar center, just look at their ebay feedack rating. Sucky!

by Alfred Rub April 20, 2006

Guitar God

see: Jimi Hendrix

Hendrix is a Guitar God, he can play better with his teeth than most can play with there hands.

by n dav January 27, 2008