A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.
"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."
"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."
"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."
by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013
Get the asian guido mug.A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.
guido frolic
Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".
Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".
by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009
Get the guido frolic mug.by Sean "The Shaft" August 1, 2011
Get the Guido Cut mug.An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.
by The Notorious J.A.Y. February 23, 2009
Get the Guido Gas mug.a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.
see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)
*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.
*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)
*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.
*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.
A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.
a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?
a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.
A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.
a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?
a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
by zmyr88 August 9, 2018
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by g#UNIT September 28, 2017
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