The Grid

Nickname for gay dating app Grindr. Used in reference to the display of profiles as tiles on a scrollable grid.

Tommy: I was on the grid and 281 people viewed my profile since I changed my display name from ‘Tommy’ to ‘Big Ol’ Willy.’
Ollie: Tommy, you’re a slut and we love you for it.

by bigolwilly December 24, 2019

Off the grid

The point in alcohol consumption where the imbiber goes from a little tipsy to full-on inebriated. Usually happens quickly if drinking on an empty stomach or from mixing many types of alcohol at one sitting.

Shelia was fine after splitting that bottle of wine at dinner, but she went off the grid soon after chugging Jane's orphaned vodka drinks.

by about100percent October 12, 2012

Asian grading scale

A = average

B= beating

C= can't have dinner

D= don't come home

F= find a new family

WELL YOU GET THE POINT ASIAN GRADING SCALE

by Kenzers March 2, 2022

grid

"gay-related immune disorder"

the generic STD (socially transmitted disease) of the century. Highly infectuous and rarely fatal.

person number one: *talks to n00b*
person number two: ahhhhh! you just caught grid!!!
person number one: it's alright, i'm vaccinated. cunt.

by Robert McGee January 3, 2008

griddle titties

Small tits that look like two eggs frying on a griddle

That girl has griddle titties

by survivedabortioncdc August 21, 2009

Gridy

When your friends clearly lack traits they say they have.

Friend: I'm like so masculine.

Me: bitch you gridy as fuck.

by Wallyisollie June 24, 2018

Gridlock

1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).

2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.

"Bitch, go home and tend to your nappy-lookin gridlocks."

by HoFonix January 22, 2004