(Plural. Noun)
A group of children who strut around pretending to be in the military. This breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of the following attributes:
1. If the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a Greystoner
2. If they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a Greystoner.
3. If the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro 'Merica!, then they may be a Greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even officially affiliated with US military and have not yet been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. If the child is working out intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a Greystoner. (Alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. These two are easily confused).
5. If the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a Greystoner.
A group of children who strut around pretending to be in the military. This breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of the following attributes:
1. If the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a Greystoner
2. If they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a Greystoner.
3. If the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro 'Merica!, then they may be a Greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even officially affiliated with US military and have not yet been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. If the child is working out intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a Greystoner. (Alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. These two are easily confused).
5. If the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a Greystoner.
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Grayson is a nice, loving, smart, person. He is very good at cooking. Cute and hot at the same time.
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He is the most hot and cute boy there is, while also boasting superior intelligence strength and athleticism
If you like him don’t lay go or he’ll be quickly snatched up before you can say “ Greydon”
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If you like him don’t lay go or he’ll be quickly snatched up before you can say “ Greydon”
Person: wow he’s incredible
Other person: “ I love you!”
Greydon: I already have a girlfriend sorry it isn’t your fault
Person: that is so Greydon
Other person: “ I love you!”
Greydon: I already have a girlfriend sorry it isn’t your fault
Person: that is so Greydon
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The behavior of a Greyson is destructive to everyone else's property around him, but never his own, as he never contributes anything or shows remorse. This attitude is usually played off by the illusion that he has a "hard life" and everyone else should show him sympathy.
The behavior of a Greyson is destructive to everyone else's property around him, but never his own, as he never contributes anything or shows remorse. This attitude is usually played off by the illusion that he has a "hard life" and everyone else should show him sympathy.
"Who brought the graysons to the party?"
"Those graysons are trying to freestyle to mumble rap"
"Grayson, you trashed my house!" "Its cool, its cool, its cool." -Grayson
"Those graysons are trying to freestyle to mumble rap"
"Grayson, you trashed my house!" "Its cool, its cool, its cool." -Grayson
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1. Getting really greased up at a bar
2. Wearing neon/tight/bright clothing in social situations
3. Being unable to walk, so one is forced to slide.
1. Getting really greased up at a bar
2. Wearing neon/tight/bright clothing in social situations
3. Being unable to walk, so one is forced to slide.
by Jimmy Greasestrom August 1, 2011
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