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goony ass nigga

What do you call a black guy who watches the goonies 24/7??? What A Goony Ass Nigga
by Jimmy tha Snake!! May 31, 2024
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goonday

A special day for gooners all around the world, on this day the most professional gooners compete in a full 24 hour gooning tournament. During this tournament the semen is gathered and measured. Whoever has nutted the least during this 24 hour period is considered the champion of goonday and is rewarded with a 100$ onlyfans gift card and a copy of the well renowned video game "Sex With Hitler"
Have you heard of the swim team they are edging each other to practice for goonday !
by Cream> June 18, 2024
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Goonditioning

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.
Coach Brown, was that you Goonditioning at the Goonstitution yesterday?

No, we did not have enough men to preform Goonditioning yesterday.
by Goonposium January 24, 2025
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Goonditioning

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.
Coach Brown, can we do some Goonditioning together as a team, I believe it would improve morale?
by Goonposium January 24, 2025
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Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.
Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.
by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025
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GoonDongle

Goondongle (Noun): The feeling before failing to waste or having wasted a chance & the pervading sense of dread that accompanies a Goondongle
"One needs not utter goondongle,one experiences it"
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goonby

I am neither a gooner nor a goonette. I am the one who's going to stop you... a Goonby!
by BIG RAGA February 26, 2026
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