You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.
by Whizz211 January 18, 2014
Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU February 23, 2011
Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.
by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020
The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
by dumbazz September 15, 2009
A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.
Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.
Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.
Stranger: Wow, that was an epic ping pong match you just won! You must be feeling great!?
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!
by PP_GS December 20, 2018
The act of using a yellow ear of corn as an anal plug during sex. The ruggedness of the corn adds that extra layer of pleasure upon insertion as well as mid coitus.
Man I was having the best golden buffalo sex last night with this sloot then we finished and she ate it!
by Stelios Theophanous November 12, 2012
by The dark knights July 26, 2017