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golden gong

a sexual act in which a woman performs oral sex on a man and prior to ejaculation, the man urinates in her mouth; immediately after this, the man removes his still erect penis from the woman's mouth and slaps her in the cheek with it.
Man, I tried giving my girlfriend the golden gong last night, but she spit all my pee out when I pulled out.
by eproctophilia April 2, 2009
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golden guzzle

While getting a blowjob from a prostitute, you urinate into her mouth instead of ejaculating.
The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
by dumbazz September 15, 2009
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Golden Shoes

A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.

Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.
Stranger: Wow, that was an epic ping pong match you just won! You must be feeling great!?
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!
by PP_GS December 20, 2018
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Golden Peaks

When a person covers their nipples in golden juices and proceeds to run to up Mount Everest in order to make fat cash on their OnlyFans stream.
Katie: I’m to use my golden peaks to make bank
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation
by SteveHarvey7 October 21, 2022
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Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011
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Golden Ramsey

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.
The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.
by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020
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Golden Ronald

When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
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