The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.
Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016
When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.
by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020
The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
by dumbazz September 15, 2009
A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.
Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.
Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.
Stranger: Wow, that was an epic ping pong match you just won! You must be feeling great!?
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!
by PP_GS December 20, 2018
The act of using a yellow ear of corn as an anal plug during sex. The ruggedness of the corn adds that extra layer of pleasure upon insertion as well as mid coitus.
Man I was having the best golden buffalo sex last night with this sloot then we finished and she ate it!
by Stelios Theophanous November 12, 2012
by The Vacuum September 27, 2014