Gooch Glide

The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.

Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide

by wanker Jord January 22, 2008

Gooched

When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.

Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!

by Skazellino September 8, 2011

Godchurch

A godchurch is a church that consists of gods according to Pewdiepie it's used in Jake Paul's new fag song called it's every day bro

Hey dude do you go to a godchurch?

by Scruffymcdillydonk June 13, 2017

gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

by penno May 3, 2008

Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

by My name February 11, 2003

Goncho

One below a Poncho.
Two below a Honcho.

Awww man.. I'm only a Goncho!
or
No Gonchos allowed here, come with your Poncho!

by Samuel G May 12, 2007

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008