Glocked

Ghosted and blocked

When I didn’t hear from my dear friend, I realized I was glocked. No way to communicate with them.

by Fun Aunt July 7, 2022

glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

by vistaine October 9, 2022

Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob

Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..

by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022

glock

something i got in my rari

Person 1:hi
Person 2:i got a glock in my rari
Person 1:what

by yeet.the.child March 28, 2023

Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.

Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

glockup

The action of shooting up a persons house or crib

“Yo lets Glockup Jared’s house”
“Yea it is gonna be an awesome prank”

by Sir Alex III November 1, 2023

On Glock

have something ready to go for any excursion, keep it prepared for quick access.

I get hungry at night so I keep animal crackers on Glock for whenever the munchies hit.

by sk8cheeto May 20, 2020