Glitter Egg

When a stripper farts out a glitter bomb after anal

After 3 years of pursuing Candy, I took her home and fucked her butt and she laid a glitter egg

by archery60x March 14, 2022

glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

Glitter Dick

Albuquerque punk band. Known for their shows in the early 2000s, their album and their news appearances.

John: Hey, do you like glitter dick?
Garbanzo: Yeah man, I love their song midnight girl!

by Table_cloth August 25, 2023

glitter hickey

The mark left after a night of shenanigans in which one wakes up without pants covered in glittery hickey bruises encircled with a sharpie penis.

Dude I woke up with a mad glitter hickey true story bro... Damn bro I wish I had one too!

by Fsugcguijh June 29, 2016

Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015

glitter tummy

That feeling you get when a new crush smiles at you for the first time. The world stands still and a rush of glitter sparkles throughout your tummy.

I don’t think Kevin heard what I said. Olivia walked in and gave him glitter tummy just as I was speaking with him.

by Bumbuclatwarrior November 9, 2019

Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016