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Glenn

An extremely sexy dude who pulls all the girls. He has a future playing in the NFL, MLB, NBA, and UFC. He will also end up saving the world from an apocalypse and be loved forever by all people. He also immediately becomes good at things when they are introduced to him. Glenn puts forth more effort than anybody on the planet. The only person to ever exist who is better than him is Jesus.
by BigSexyToes October 27, 2023
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Glenn

Professional Fortnite player. Part-time lover of DogeMan420. Attractive, but not in a weird way. Possibly future GM of Sri Lanka. Crypto Investor. Knows Dario.
Hi Glenn.
by RickAstley42069 November 17, 2021
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Glenn

A boy with a disproportionately long nose.

He is often compared to either pinocchio or a woodpecker
You see that guy over there?
Yeah he got a fat nose, bro.
He must be a Glenn
by MadLad176 May 17, 2020
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Glenn Mahon

Man with a tine tiny shlog
Omg Glenn Mahon where is it???? Is it in yet ????
by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021
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Glenn Andre

A boy who has an obsession with anime tiddies, he will do anything to get his newest dose of hentai.
But in the end he is a loyal weeaboo.
Girl 1. Bruh, Glenn Andre always looks at my tits
Girl 2: I know right, hes such a creep
by RandomNorwegianGuy June 8, 2020
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Glenn

Glenn is a kind, thoughtful, sexy and hilarious soul. He thinks deeply and has a heart of Gold. Glenn’s can be described as ‘old souls’ as they are wise beyond their years and can often be misunderstood by their peers.

If you are lucky to enough to catch Glenn’s eye, you will be showered with unconditional love and affection. To be in a relationship with Glenn is to be deeply in love with your best friend. He will cherish you, adore you and be endlessly supportive of your dreams.

Glenn will surprise you everyday, whether it’s with his wit or passion for his special interests, you will never run out of things to talk about. He is funny beyond measure and will make you laugh harder than with any other man.

Children and animals are drawn to Glenn’s warm and kind soul, they can sense his big beautiful heart.

If you know a Glenn, or are in a relationship with one, know that you will have a friend for life and a companion who is like no one else. Glenn deserves to be loved with the ferocity in which he loves.

Expect to fall in love at first sight when you are introduced to Glenn. He will be the tall, dark and handsome stranger of your dreams.
Glenn is literally the most handsome man I’ve ever laid eyes on.
by Inlovewithglenn November 23, 2021
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Glenn

Glenn likes pmw and is pushing 🅿️
Glenn is pushing 🅿️ and likes pmw
by Glennnnnnnnnnnnn January 23, 2022
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