precious gift

virginity; a special present given to you by Jesus that you give to a noble courtier (or a random guy you meet at a frat party)

Chris Martin lost his precious gift at the age of 23.

Flava Flav lost his precious gift at the age of 6.

precious gift by savingitformarraige09 October 19, 2009

Look a gift horse in the mouth 

to be critical of a present or gift

Despite thought put into the gift, he decided to look a gift horse in the mouth and commented on the cheapness of the gift

Look a gift horse in the mouth by stanzz October 25, 2006

The Belgian Gift 

Belgian's have large dicks. Also known as the Belgian Frite and The Belgian Endownment. Also the reason the French hate us.

Person- I am Belgian. My penis is 8.5in long.
Person two- Oh you must have the belgian gift!

The Belgian Gift by Belgian! August 10, 2006

re-gift 

To receive a crappy gift that you dont want or need and pass it on to someone else as a present.

Grandma gave me a horrible sweater for my birthday, so i re-gifted it to John for Christmas.

re-gift by sbrunner December 30, 2006

God's gift 

when someone thinks they are the best thing that ever happened, when in reality they are horribly mistaken.

he swears he's god's gift to women.

God's gift by s March 2, 2005

gods gift 

the best marijuana ever grown. has tie die colored buds and a single hit is enough to put you to sleep

dude i smoked a bowl of gods gift and i was drooling everywhere

gods gift by Aaron fisher May 11, 2008

ChristmaBirthday Gift 

When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts

Guy 1: What'd you get for christmas?

Guy 2: A New Phone

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were getting that for your birthday?

Guy 2: Yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift

Guy 1: Fail

ChristmaBirthday Gift by Finite1 December 31, 2008