Frank Garrett

Pseudonym of a Troll on Yahoo Answers. Frank Garrett has an Obama/Socialist icon as his avatar and posts hysterical, offensive, funny and just plain wrong questions and answers on Yahoo Answers. His talents are obvious and he's amassing a cult following

A few Questions Asked By Frank Garrett

I Think My Mom Is Dying. I Heard Her Moaning Last Night And Saying "OHHHH God! I'm Coming!" In Her Bedroom?

My Wife Just Ate A Bowl Of Chili And Is Still Hungry. Could She Be Cheating On Me?

I'm Trying To Get My Wife And Her Sister To Recreate 2 Girls 1 Cup For Me As An X-Mas Gift?

by UrMomsMeatholes May 15, 2012

Garrett

That one really pale fat friend who never wears a shirt and sweats all the time and farts on all of your stuff.

Man my brother is such a Garrett

by Kitkeepsitmello March 27, 2017

Garrett

A young attrative male with bright blue peircing eyes and soft wavy like ginger hair. Enjoys dating older females(cougars). Likes to be the "son" in the relationship. Loves to be loved on, hugged, squeezed, kissed, and cuddled. Prefers to be rocked to sleep like a baby while humming a nursery rhymes. All Garretts love their binky and blankey. Garretts will love you too if you powder them in Johnson & Johnson.

Aww. That little Garrett is so adorble.
Is sleepy time for young Garrett.
Yeah, i think that Garrett is into some BMSD.

by Sabbrinaa June 12, 2018

Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020

Garrett

Hes a big dick sometimes but he has a small dick hes not hot or nice hes the worst person ever

Garretts such a dick no one likes him

by Kjiblets February 27, 2017

Garrett

Claims he hooked up with a ginger and that he was a stoner in North Carolina but is really just a big lier he’s cool at times tho

I beat up Garrett.

by GlooI January 25, 2018

Garrett

A cheeki fookin coon

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"

by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016