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geometry dash water

A famous Geometry Dash Youtuber known for his comments on videos, and the creator of "Geometry Dash Comedy News"
Hey did you see Water's new video?
Or
Geometry Dash Water's comment was funny, wasn't it?
by AquaticJx June 7, 2016
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Geometry Dash

The ecstacy addled baby of The Impossible Game and OSU.
Ugh "Geometry Dash" is soooooo hard, I can't make it past 10 percent.

Hey, I just completed a level in Geometry Dash! It was so much fun!
by Deuce_Jeuce July 10, 2020
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A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
by madworldradio July 12, 2009
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geometry

- The stupidest and most pointless form of mathematics known to mankind. Known for making teenagers commit suicide for it's theorems, postulates, and proofs.
I just took a geometry test (cutting oneself), yeah it sucked.
by hammerboycb October 21, 2010
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Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.
"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006
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Geometry

A crazy, stupid way of torturing students and we can thank Pythagoras for that. people that teach geomatry are usually old, since no one cares about it now. once they die out, a.k.a. extinct, the human race shall be free!!!
Weee, look at meee i am pythagoras, a squared and b squared is ummmm... f squared, no wait... c squaredd... weeee!!!
by JoeyW July 14, 2005
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Geometry

(n)

A commonly used foreign language that is used in middle and high school.
It is also a word that means, "Confusion, Failing, Tears, Repetitive swearing."

Geometry is also commonly spoken by fast paced teachers who laugh at you when you don't understand something so apparently "easy."
Bob: Hey Tim, did you see that girl holding the geometry book?
Tim: Yes I did, that girl thinks geometry is used in everyday life.
Bob: That girl is in for a lot of tears, failing and repetitive swearing.

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Teacher: Geometry will be used in real life everyday.
Student: Give me an example then.
Teacher: ..You will use it to build a tree house.
Student: Because everyone needs a freaking tree house.
by Nightmare_Jarate July 8, 2014
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