Guido

A cheesy motherfucker with thinning hair because he combs it too much and a dog of a girlfriend/sister called a "Stella". They wear a lot of GOLD...be it the color of their velour pants, their fake rolex or their shoes. Guidos love bling bling but not the right kind. Guidos are always catholic and love their mommas. Guidos have big noses and beedy eyes.

My dad is truly and Irish Guido.

by blah March 23, 2005

Geico

A great looking girl.(or girl for that matter) that gives herself up sexually very easily... ie "So easy a caveman can do it"

Guy1: Wow we shall call her Geico.
Guy2: Whys that?
Guy1: Cause she is so easy a caveman can do it!

by Scooter27 January 18, 2009

Comic-geddon

The mayhem caused by the annual Comic-Con convention in San Diego California in July.

Sorry Bob, can't come downtown this week I might get mugged by Jabba-the-Hut or Spiderman on the trolly. Comic-geddon is underway.

by Fallbrookmudd July 25, 2011

switching to geico

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.

Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.

by hjoyrg March 13, 2020

guidotastic

emphasises the amount of guido

this shirt is guidotastic

by pieeaterwithlongstrudel October 14, 2010

Geida

Is a sweet, beautiful and funny girl, eyerone likes her. She is such a sunshine, and laughs all the time. But don't bitch her, she will destroy you... a little bit.

it's geida, not gerda
G E I D A

just laugh, thats her.

by J-I-N-T-G January 25, 2017

gediot

When a person is managing to be a genius and an idiot simultaneously

Wow the people who invented calculus were complete gediots

by LuckyStarNo9 June 6, 2017