To getter

When you fuck up and type to getter instead of together like a dumb ass

They are to getter fuck I mean together

by Creepysteve0 January 22, 2020

The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.

Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.

by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020

Geezer Clone

Someones who really fucking unfunny.

Have you heard about this guy named John? Hes such a geezer clone.

by Gazorpazerg September 11, 2020

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

ben getter

ben getter loves food, LOVES it. If he sees you with food, RUN.

Ben getter started chasing me begging me for food

by chick-fa-le September 24, 2020

gay-getter

an aggressively enterprising gay. denounces capitalism in public but would do whatever it takes to climb the social ladder

A: Philip chooses to use he/him pronouns at work.
B: Wow, he’s so inclusive!
A: Nah, he’s just a gay-getter.

by angryflatmate118 June 15, 2021

Geezer

Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.

Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.

*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.

Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??

by notgaymkay October 22, 2022