Garrett is the most athletic guy in howland, he is so hot and sexy me and all my friends would pay to fuck him.
by Qwaurdo October 26, 2016
Get the Garrett mug.While receiving rough oral sex from either a male or female partner, the receiver of the blow job will abruptly grab the back of their partner's head, by the hair, and forcefully gag them as they ejaculate on their larynx (vocal chords). Naturally they will run around screaming in pain, but their voice will sound like that of Brad Garrett (Robert Barone from the T.V. Series: Everybody Loves Raymond). You will laugh as the squalor in the room sounding like Brad Garrett.
Dan: Hey how was last night, Phill?
Phill: Dude, I was getting head from Sara and I gagged her when I cummed. Gave that Bitch an "Angry Garrett" and laughed for hours.
Phill: Dude, I was getting head from Sara and I gagged her when I cummed. Gave that Bitch an "Angry Garrett" and laughed for hours.
by joeymoorisey August 2, 2010
Get the Angry Garrett mug.Lover of ants and women, specifically blondes. In his free time he listens to music and lifts weights. He loves to eat healthy and impress everyone with his rockin bod. Garrett is a nerdy total package! All girls have a fetish!
by volleyballuver2345 September 3, 2017
Get the Garrett mug.Garratt energetic cool amazing person he is the best he has the best personality if u are ever looking for a good friend I would look for a garratt
Garratt u are awesome
by Pinapplevibz June 5, 2020
Get the Garratt mug.1. A person who loves to giggle and laught ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!! He tends to be very shy but once you get to know him hes a chatter box. Makes a very good boyfriend.
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2. The awesomest person ever! If you ever meet a person named Garrison, you should give him all your cheese and chocolate (THE FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND DIGEST THAT YOU PUT IN CAKE OR ON POTATOS!)...
3. A human named Garrison
4. A Fort used to fight in France during the war in which I do not remember what it is called...
5. A french dude
6. An awesome dude
7.Someone who should never be beaten up
8. A screenwriter
9. Someone you must give money to!
10. A rich dude!
by 23r4hdi89gy67wr897w34uyh789ge December 24, 2010
Get the Garrison mug.He’s an amazing person. You would be lucky to have him. He’s cute and has brown hair and brown eyes. He’s the greatest boyfriend I could’ve ever asked for. I love him with all my heart. I hope one of these days you see this Garrett. I love you. You’re amazing. I hope I can spend the rest of my life with you. You mean absolutely everything to me.
I love you garrett!!
by Kvp3717 January 8, 2019
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