goblin cave

The dwelling of someone who avoids leaving the house unless absolutely necessary. Typically binges on netflix, plays video games, and orders delivery even though the restaurant is right around the corner.

You need to get out of your goblin cave once in a while!

by Theoriginald September 30, 2020

Goblin snotguzzler

Someone who is drunk trying to give a man a blowjob and can't keep their mouth on it.

Man, she is hot.

Yeah, but she is a real goblin snotguzzler.

by Big Hearted Smitty's July 30, 2017

dumpster goblin

a female like charecter, that is so disguisting and putrid with a penis shaped nose (like squidward) and a rotten smelly vagina that has a tell tale odor which can be smelt from approximately 1.7453658 miles away. if you can't find your car keys they may be inside of her snatch... good luck to you.

Hey did u see that dumpster goblin?
yea dude, thats the3 last thing i saw before i gouged my eyes out.

by grar mang December 20, 2008

Goopy Goblin Gamer brain

A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.

-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.

-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...

-Random player: Yes, yes i know...

by Obelixtriangle October 25, 2020

Water Goblins

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!

by Daniel McLaren June 27, 2003

Chaos Goblin Line Cook

no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.

think Pete Davidson

"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."

by THI355Y February 25, 2022

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004