When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU February 23, 2011
You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.
by Whizz211 January 18, 2014
by The dark knights July 26, 2017
The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.
Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016
Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.
by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020
The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
by dumbazz September 15, 2009