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Grand Theft Autosis

A period of time after playing Grand Theft Auto when it appears brighter outside than it was before you entered your house or apartment. Side Affects include: Watery Eyes, Inability to Walk Properly, Slipping on walkways and legs hurting
Person 1: Why is it so bright outside, its bad enough my legs hurt but it feels like my feet are slipping out from under me.

Person 2: I think you may have a case of Grand Theft Autosis, you might want to consult a doctor
by R4N$1 J4N35 January 26, 2011
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grand radar-phone

'that kid in the class who jerks off to kpop, fantasizes about a greek history teacher, and is on the radar of every teacher'
Bro, Evan is juset a grand radar-phone have you seen what he does at home during lockdown?
by poooooooob May 31, 2021
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grand-slamming

Nailing someone in a Denny's bathroom. Bonus points if hash browns are involved.
Grand-slamming marialuvr01 yesterday was the best.
by forcameron September 19, 2009
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Grand Pricks

A Grandpa who thinks he's studly.
Many Grand Pricks drive Grand Prixs.
by Carman Guya January 7, 2007
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Grand Theft Auto

1. n. Crime of car theft. Felony or equivalent in most societies.
2. n. Series of free-form action video games famous for violence, language and other decidedly adult material, making it both popular and controversial.
3. n. Party game in which one person plays the game while others in the room give excited commentary/mock interviews in the vein of "World's Scariest Police Chases" of the action.
4. adj. relating to a series of shockingly violent actions in rapid succession.
1. Mr. Douglas, this court finds you guilty of four counts of Grand Theft Auto.
2. I like Grand Theft Auto, but I won't let my 6-year-old play it.
3. We're playing Grand Theft Auto. Mike's on the game, I'm John Walsh, and you're the police lieutenant.
4. You boys be quiet before I go Grand Theft Auto on all of you.
by Badger May 28, 2006
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Gaandu

Gaandu is derived from the Hindi word Gaand. Traditionally Gaand means the Ass. Gaand is a noun and Gaandu is an adjective.
Mainly Gaandu is referred to a gentleman who licks someone else's Ass or Gaand in order to get benefits. It can also be referred to someone who gives his Ass for the same thing.
Mast marks laya hai Gandu! Party de!

Kahan Gaand marwane gaya tha Gaandu???
by DeadlyScholar August 6, 2011
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grand daddy purp

A highly potent type of marijuana with small purple and orange hairs surrounding the bud. Ususally known as an "exotic" type of weed.
My roomate Shawn brought home some Grand Daddy Purp last night and we got high as hell!
by Michael Mac 802 January 1, 2008
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