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Functional Retard

fuhngk-shuh-nl ri-tahrd

1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.
by Mr. Nova<3 April 3, 2011
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pingu function

It's requiered for all java projects. If you do not know the pingu function, you should not be programming!
import *.pingu.quack

Phyrehawk: My damned program won't work!
Pyro: Use the pingu function Jace.
Phyrehawk: WTF?!!
by Pyro_teamkill March 3, 2005
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functor

A functor, or function object, is a class in C++ with the () operator overloaded. Functors are used a lot in the standard library to do custom comparisons. They're used in place of function pointers because sometimes you need to store a value or remember something (ie. put the functor into a special 'state' for whatever purpose), a functor can do this, a function pointer can't (without messing with global variables).
class over5 { // this class is the functor
bool operator() (int x) {
return x > 5;
}
};

std::list<int> L;

... // put a bunch of ints onto the list

over5 o5;
std::find_if(L.begin(), L.end(), o5);

// o5 will have its overloaded () operator called to check if the element in L is over 5.
by Sam Johnston July 23, 2005
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fukot

You really are a Fukot, you don't know anything!!!
by Chad Bernier June 30, 2006
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Functionable

HGTV Season 4 Design Star Jason Champion made this word popular during taping of season 4 April 2009. Jason brought Southern to LaLa land and made it an every day word.
This room is not functionable for this family.
by triston fall August 24, 2009
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funnter

A person who thinks they are liked by everyone when actually no one wants them around. Someone who tends to use big words in hopes of sounding smarter. A funnter can also be considered someone with jewish ways and thinks only of himself. Funnters like to be the center of attention and become hysterical when they don't get their way. They can also be described as someone who tries way to hard to appear chill. Also, they are generally player hating dickheads, and can't get girls.

Funnting - the act of being a funnter.
Bro, you're such a funnter, get the fuck outta here.

That kid's such a funnter.

Why you always gotta be funnting around?
by andrew loves jessi January 22, 2011
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funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature
This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.
by Scott December 5, 2003
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