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A person who thinks they are liked by everyone when actually no one wants them around. Someone who tends to use big words in hopes of sounding smarter. A funnter can also be considered someone with jewish ways and thinks only of himself. Funnters like to be the center of attention and become hysterical when they don't get their way. They can also be described as someone who tries way to hard to appear chill. Also, they are generally player hating dickheads, and can't get girls.

Funnting - the act of being a funnter.
Bro, you're such a funnter, get the fuck outta here.

That kid's such a funnter.

Why you always gotta be funnting around?
by andrew loves jessi January 20, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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