Funky Butt Pirate

Extremely GAY male who openly displays his gayness with freakishly GAY attire.

Look at that Funky Butt Pirate wearing that Gay green and white feather boa and a hot pink shirt with nut cutting khaki shorts. I'm sure he's a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

funky little titties

Titties on a woman who looks like she should have knockers, but doesn't. One points east and one points south, or vice versa. There is usually a weird gap between them, and women with funky little titties always wear low cut shirts to accentuate said gap.

"Dude, Rachael Ray needs implants, she has funky little titties."

by Leoness8178 July 19, 2007

funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.

when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.

by domino66 November 22, 2010

funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p December 9, 2007

Funky spelunky

Another name for colonoscopy

Hey Rob, have you gotten your funky spelunky down at the butt clinic yet?

by comaunite December 2, 2019

funky vag

originally a misspelling of a sushi roll, but has morphed to mean any dirty female.

The olsen twins: caked on eye make up, grunge overload and an aversion to shampoo -- those are two funky vags!

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

funky shit

a similar meaning to that of 'the shit'. Mostly old skool folks refer to this word.

oh my gawd, that's the funky shit!

by Shaneo October 17, 2003