funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.

Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.

by mountainboy January 23, 2007

funky chicken

an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.

"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"

by HopeDee October 16, 2008

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

funky chicken

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)

Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

by ScruffyBarlow May 5, 2016

Funky skunky

A nickname for weed/pot

Hey did you smoke some of that funky skunky last night?

by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

Funkie Munkie

Someone who is either completely trustworthy or will sell your kidney for a card game

I gave Funkie Munkie my bank details and I feel completely safe!

Funkie Munkie blackmailed my parents to sending me to the navy.

by rodeerek March 13, 2020

Funky Piegon

A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is definitely a funky piegon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014