funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.

Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.

by mountainboy January 23, 2007

funky chicken

an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.

"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"

by HopeDee October 16, 2008

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way

“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”

by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023

Funky mouth

when you can’t be around someone because they breath smell like but, his name is keenon holden

Keenon Holden mouth is so funky, it smell likes booty. -funky mouth

by your breath is funkyyyleeeeee August 13, 2019